What does an alligator have to do with it?

I have taught in a lot of places and taught many different ages. But one of the most fun places ws in our church preschool. We attended a large church just outside of Dallas in Plano, Texas. I taught the 3 year olds. We had a small room with an even smaller bathroom. So before we went outside every day, we all took turns in the bathroom. A little girl named Lisa went first. She didn't close the door all the way because, let's face it, getting your pants down when you are 3 is enough of an adventure! So when Timmy came up to stand by the door to take his turn, he glanced in, turned to me and said,"Lisa's a gril (yes, spelled phonetically) isn't she." "Yes", I said. "You want to know how I know?" "NO!" I thought to myself but said, "yes", like the teacher I am. "Well," he said, "I can tell because a alligator has bitten her penis off." So there it was. The answer to that all important question of just how DID God make girls. It is in times like that that all teachers are challenged not only to keep a straight face but to provide some sort of intelligent comment as to the true depth of the child's knowledge and affirm his information. I could do neither. I did, however, with great glee, confront Timmy's dad with this fact that was a new revelation to me. We laughed till we cried. Every time I saw him in church after that I just smiled and nodded. I would love to see Timmy today. He would be about 29. I would love to tell him that story!